29 December 2016

Review: Bakemono no Ko (movie)

Current mood: SO COOOOL!!!!!

I already have this movie in my watch list for a long time now. I just keep putting off watching the thing cuz YOI and DIU are more important. In the end I played myself because I didn't have time to watch anything... until recently. All my reports are finished, events are over, finals are near, but hey what's the fun of finals if you don't procrastinate?

26 December 2016

Quick Review: Moana, Rogue One, Yuri on Ice

I do realise one is not like the others and YOI deserves a whole post dedicated to itself, but everyone already knows whats happening so.


MOANA
This recent Disney addition is nice to anticipate. Before this though I watched Gaijin Goombah's cultural video abour OverWatch's Roadhog and his Maui inspired skin. I do know Maui is a demigod who fished islands using his fishhook but apparently he is also a bratty and arrogant person?? Did I know that?

Life is being corrupted due to Maui's stealing of the Heart of Te Fiti. Since the ocean chose Moana, she has to find Maui and deliver the heart to him so that he could return it to its place. Many creatures want the heart for its power, but the most dangerous of them all is Te Ka, a monster of Lava. It obstructs the very entrance to Te Fiti, and when Moana finally reach the top of the mountain, hoping to find Te Fiti lying there... she isn't. She is gone. Moana realises Te Ka IS Te Fiti, just maybe a little corrupted. She returns the heart to Te Fiti, life is restored, Maui gets a new fishhook, Moana's people get to be wayfinders again!

20 minutes into the movie and I'm already crying. JFC. Also I'm disappointed that it's the chicken that gets more screen time. I thought Pua the pig is the animal sidekick. The songs are great, especially the ones sung in native language.


ROGUE ONE
I was not that excited to watch this one until I found out that Mads Mikkelsen (who is in Kojima's Death Stranding) is cast and I'm like??? Sign me up??? Rogue One addresses the events that lead to A New Hope in Star Wars. I never stopped to ask where the Death Star blueprints come from but oh well. This movie is going to explain it all!

Jyn Erso is the daughter of Galen Erso (Mads Mikkelsen), an Imperial scientist working on the Death Star. He has placed a flaw in the weapon, but in order to pinpoint the location of the flaw blueprints would be needed. He sends an Imperial pilot with his message to Saw Gerrera, a war veteran, in hopes he will stop the weapon for him. Meanwhile Jyn is freed by the Rebel Alliance from Empire prison, but for a reason: they were informed about a weapon of mass destruction built by her father. If she helps them find him they will grant her freedom. She agrees.

At Saw's place Jyn and Saw watch the hologram message left by Galen before the place goes to ruin. They find Galen at his research facility where Rebels come and shoot the place up, killing imperial architects and soldiers, including Galen. Jyn tells the Alliance about the flaw and blueprints but most of the council is like 'meh u want us to believe an imperial scientist no way'. Since the Alliance can't do nothing without a majority vote, Jyn takes matters on her own hands and goes to get the blueprints herself. Accompanied by companions and some rogue rebels, Jyn locates the blueprint and transmits it to the Alliance battleship, knowing full well that she and her comrades won't make it out alive. And they did not.

The blueprint is then given to a princess all of us are familiar with. Roll credits!!!

Rogue One is a great movie. Darth Vader is in there and he chokes a person how awesome can it get? There is also a brief mention of Obi Wan in the Rebel Alliance by Bail Organa. Miss Dragon says her dad thinks its bad but??? How is it bad? You have all the references, Darth Vader appears and has dialogue??? Princess Leia appears at the end???

Also I don't expect myself to cry in Rogue One even though everyone dies. Tears started flowing at the end when I recognized Princess Leia and she turned around and I was like "WHHHAAAAAAAA" and sobbing. Feelings man, they are complicated.


YURI ON ICE
If you think I have pretty screenshots of this anime: no I don't. I can find some GIFs tho but no thanks. YOI tells the story of Japanese figure skater surname Katsuki given name Yuuri and his career as well as his relationship with his idol, 5-time champion Russian figure skater god Victor Nikiforov.

YOI at first glance, when it was announced looked like your typical fanservice sports anime. As much as I enjoy Free!, the show was embarrassing to watch. The first few episodes were really fanservice-y. Victor showing his ass, Victor flashing everything in the onsen, Victor being too close for comfort with Yuuri... I cursed myself for watching even though I know it's fanservice, but Kubo-sensei proved all of us wrong because...

It's not fanservice. It's gay. Yeah it's gay. So gay that it almost broke the internet. The build up is slow and unexpected because I didn't think it was real. That they kissed. After that it's official they are most definitely lovers. Only then we see the subtle signs and the way the characters talk episodes before: how Yuuri views Victor from literal god to equals in a span of a few episodes, how he doesn't mind all the physical contact... and his theme for that years' GPF: love. Some people are still in denial about their relationship but Kubo-sensei shut them up by giving us marriage proposals, more PDA, engagement rings, more PDA, and best yet, a prologue as to why Victor would want to coach Yuuri 'all of a sudden', plus Yuuri pole dancing in his underwear and drunk grinding on Victor. Basically it's Victor falling head over heels for Yuuri after a dance.

Also, this:


And I appreciate Kubo-sensei and the team's effort on making YOI a reality. 2016 is truly saved by great fictional things.

I'm torn between putting the OP or the insert song so have both.



23 December 2016

COMIC FIESTA 2016

This year's venue is shit.

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I bought the early bird tickets in Kinokuniya this time 'round, and a week after that bad news came: major project for my compulsory PEC subjects falls on the 17th. At least till noon anyway. It made me anxious for the whole duration before the project. I am so so tired.

The event ended at 1:20pm and I rushed so that mom can fetch me to the nearest train station to board the 1:45pm train. I got on, it was about 40 minutes journey, reached there, 10 minutes walk and when I finally reached there... I was lost. I got to the ticket counter and cannot find where to go next. Apparently they didn't utilize the venue, instead everything is in a nearby sports court. WTF. I spent 10 minutes looking for the entrance and another 20 minutes searching for the artist booths lmao. THIS YEARS VENUE IS SHIT.

My shopping theme for this year is 'zines/fanbooks/illustration books' because I'm broke and if I were to buy anything it would be books>charms>badges.

DAY 1

I only spent ~40 minutes in the artist booth because damn I need to get back home soon. I have projects to work on!


I've always loved kiDChan's works. I was her fan since 2008 I guess?? I was a wee child then! But since I did not have any social media until I was legal I didn't know she had?? Illustration books???? I'm so shook! Last year I spent the most (RM 80) on Meyo's booth for her daisuga charms and fan zines but last year aint got nothin on this year: a total RM127 spent on a booth!


I recently found this artist on Twitz, and hey she's selling illustration books! I'm going to see if there's anything I want!


Haha blame Khadi for dragging me (and many others) into JJBA hell. Now I thirst for JOJO!!!!!


Got these haram stickers. And the only cat keychain left... Since I was late anything YOI related is sold out so I gotta settle with Voltron in Ceni's booth.


I missed the HQ! charms during the last convention, so it's nice to be able to get one of my OTP (iwaoi, but since it's a promo of 2 so I gotta get a kuroken one). Yue and Aiko aint got nothin I want (they be sellin prints, Aiko got some badges but I have enough of those), so I got KH charms. Why not?


THIS POSTER IS A BLESSING OK There's also a paper bag, refer to pictures.

While walking out of PWTC I saw these two cosplayers as Noct and Luna and??? I'm so emotional? I stopped at my tracks, contemplating if I should go and ask for a picture but shy and anxious me didn't. So. I'm so dumb. Now I'm sad.

DAY 2

I spent all of my month's allowance on day 1. All of them. What to do??? As I was moping around near the ATM machine I flipped through my cards and... hey is... is that my BSN card??? I still have RM200+ inside??? HELL YES!

I never thought I'd be saved by national service allowance lmao.

A photo posted by Jo (@jo.the.sinner) on

I totally forgot Min was attending CF so imagine my surprise when??? MIN??? ILLUSTRATION BOOK???? I WILL BUY THAT


Le DELICATESSEN (still unsure if this is Kaoru's doujin circle but) new artbook, free print. Why u guys be givin prints??? What am I supposed to do with them???

A photo posted by Jo (@jo.the.sinner) on

Hammu! I saw a sticker set named Fantastic Breads and Where to Find Them.


I saw this on Yue's booth. It was a black variety, but I did not buy it because I was unsure... then I was browsing for more books to buy and ahahaha TALESS???? YES PLZ


MAIN FOCUS OF CF: LOKA MADE CF EXCLUSIVE ILLUSTRATION BOOK. It was a promo with the bigger RM90 book but I didn't have money left so yeah. I'll just have this one thanks.

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This years CF was a pretty uneventful one for me since the venue is shit, Reika and Baozi&Hana are here but the queue is long as shit, photo books all sold out. I promised myself to get pictures of cosplayers but I only managed to get one (A LUCA COSPLAYER OMG HOW MANY PPL EVEN KNOW AR TONELICO), and it's not even in CF, it's outside!

Anyways my new years resolution for conventions is to 1, take pictures of cosplayers; 2, spend less in small conventions; 3, buy more books; 4, stop being dumb.

Let's hope the next year will be a more delightful one.

Events, Events Everywhere...

You know when I said University life is hectic as hell since I have 3 laboratory reports, multiple assignments and now even extra-curricular points to worry about! MSU is making my life easier by making us go to events as our compulsory assignments and projects... but still... this week is a physical stamina trainwreck!

ROUND 1: DMC RAPPORTEUR

I'm working with the 'top' students in this event: the Student Representative Council, aka "prefects" and oh god are they top students! I swear they don't eat or sleep. I have 2 lab reports due, but every day I only get to go home at 7pm +, so I didn't have any time to print shit. I'm just a smol committee tryin' to hustle ok!

The whole convention lasts three days: the first day was a holiday, so everyone is expected to be there to do their jobs. I drove to school before the sun is even up (without breakfast!). I got the morning session, the job was pretty easy. Had lunch with everyone, we fooled around for a bit on stage ("which comes first: the chicken or the egg??") before we were assigned to lead participants to their workshops. Everything was super tiring because there was nothing to do and we had to run around a lot.

I did not do much on the second day because I had class all day except in the morning. So I finished my slot in the morning and went to class as usual... then there's a stupid announcement on flash mob practice at 6pm, which would most probably extend until 9pm+... and it did. When I got back I finished half of my lab report and left the other half for the next day.

The last day was ok because I just need to be there for the closing ceremony. What sucked was that I brought many bags and it was a hassle. We took a bunch of pictures, joked around, mom came to fetch me home and I slept like a log.

Tl;dr, my team is awesome.

update: class was canceled so haha no need to pass up the lab report

ROUND 2: WORLD AIDS DAY FLASH MOB

PEC800 students have been practicing for this flash mob since a month ago, and only by 15th December we get to execute this shit. Technically it was because of last minute flash mob practices AND rapporteur jobs that made the day so packed. During our last two practice sessions it was a full-on rehearsal, and our flash mob was at the very end, so we had to sit through 3~4 hours of boring shit before our turn.

Brought my laptop to finish my lab report while waiting for our turn to perform. Managed to finish everything, all that is left were to print it out and bind it. The flash mob was not so much of a surprise anymore because of sudden technical issues with the music (lmao), so I'm kinna like "FOR REAL??? I DIDN'T PRACTICE A MONTH FOR THIS TO HAPPEN???" and also we were required to wear red. Everyone would be suspicious if everyone wore red. Anyway the dance was awesome, I enjoyed myself, and I enjoyed it even more when afternoon class was canceled so I attended DMC closing ceremony.

ROUND 3: PEC MAJOR PROJECT

This one takes the cake for being extremely annoying and making me 100x anxious. This fell on exactly 17th December, and guess what also falls on the same day??? COMIC FIESTA DAY 1.

I was going to sell my ticket but no one wanted it... haha I didn't pay RM25 for nothing so yep I'm going to CF after my project, dirt and sweat and all!

Nothing really interesting happened except for the final event. We were going to play a tug of war to determine the winning team. Let's just say our team is... the least ideal team. We only had two guys, one is a professional dancer, the other a lazy bum, both are average built. We have no big-sized girls, all of us were either tiny or tall and lean or chubby. The opposing team had at least 5 guys, at least one was big-sized. They won in a landslide. We were totally annihilated. When the game started we were immediately pulled forward, we were (literally) flying, our feet were not even on the ground, I fell, bruised my arm and bum, my friend peeled the skin on her palm. It was BRUTAL.

ROUND 4: HEALTH SCIENCE WEEK

We have to set up a booth and make 3D models of the major human systems. This was known since a month ago, as our assignment for Anatomy and Physiology subject. So me and a classmate did a mechanism model instead of a 3D one, but all worked out, our lecturer was meh. Since ours involve a lot of water all I can say our model was in the verge of collapsing at the end.

There was a talk about organ donation and the speaker asked: "Are yall scared of organ donation?" and I'm like "Pfffttt what's there to be scared about" Apparently most people didn't know that organ donation takes place after you dead. Like????? Huh????? Kidneys and liver can be donated when a person is still alive but other organs???? People don't use common sense???? They had a Q&A session with really easy questions. The problems lies if you dare to step out to answer on the microphone. If you do you get a t-shirt. I did. The colour was nice.

The second day is just a prize giving ceremony. It was supposed to end on that day, but somehow the following day our lecturer had to judge a video competition so we're like???? We wanna study plz???? We ended up being in the same hall to watch videos about traditional medicine.

After all these events we need to write reports and hand them in within a week haha goodbye life, see you in 2017.

10 December 2016

STAND BY ME

THIS WHOLE WEEK HAS BEEN A TRAINWRECK

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You'd think that after YOI ep 7 nothing can top that haha well guess again ep 9 features a heart wrenching airport marriage proposal wtf asdfghjkl and the preview mentions 'something round and golden', which is a medal but guess what is also round and golden? A WEDDING RING. There was also a church background so yeah we were hoping they can get married...


Reality? EP 10 stepped up their game with none other than: WEDDING RINGS OMG and a church scene where they put the rings on each other??? And Victor said they're going to get married after Yuuri wins gold???? There are also super sexy and funny dance off pictures during the credits. Now we know that Victor didn't become Yuuri's coach on a whim guys... Hahah lmao lemme lie down on the floor and cry ok

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Final Fantasy XV has been out for a week. Of course people have finished the game, and I was contemplating on whether or not I should watch spoilers because for once I am determined to let the game surprise me (rarely happens, even with LR I knew what would happen), but I finally gave in to temptation and watched spoilers on YouTube. Ahahaha what a bad decision that was.

SPOILERS BELOW!!!!

You know how all the hype was built on a happy coming-of-age roadtrip with bros??? The interactions between Noct and Luna that make us go all 'awww' in the kokoro? Prompto's amazing selfie skills? Haha you better enjoy whatever they give you in the first half of the game because lmao everyone is getting rekt in the second half!

It is already known that Noct and Luna are to wed in Altissia. It's a pretty romantic place, like Venice. I am SO EXCITED that finally after so much teasing from SE about their relationship Noct and Luna are going to meet! They haven't seen each other for 8 years??? How will they interact I'm so hyped for it... and look at what happened.

Levaithan gets super pissed, Noct is knocked unconscious and Luna, when trying to help him gets herself stabbed by none other than Ardyn, the chancellor of Niflheim. At first I was 'ehhh Luna probs will make it' until she appears in Noct's dream and gets engulfed by grabby smoke.


She gives the ring of Lucis (Regis entrusted it to her before he got dunked) to Noctis, fulfilling her role. The track "Love Lost" plays, tears were shed, 'NO!'s were shouted, handkerchiefs were used... it... was not great kids. Noct wakes up with a visually impaired Ignis notifying him that Luna has passed. Hahahaha not cool SE, not cool.

Noct mopes around, Prompto has identity issues, Noct gets sucked into the crystal and coma/hibernates for 10 years. 10 FUCKING YEARS. And here I thought the whole of the game takes place in a span of 10 years?! I am disappoint! Noct wakes up to save the world, fights Ardyn... and Ardyn says something that made me have war flashbacks.

"When your beloved died..." FUCK YOU ARDYN WHOSE FAULT IS THAT AND NOW UR STABBING ME WITH WORDS LIKE BELOVED FUCK U

Noctis kills Ardyn once and for all with the Kings of Lucis, the ring decomposes as Noctis dies in limbo. Bros are assumed to be dead too defending Noctis from daemons.

In the end, everybody dies, just like in Kingsglaive. :)

The screen fades to black, the opening dialogue of the game is repeated, "Stand By Me" plays, a scene before the end credits roll. Noctis cannot describe his feelings for his bros and breaks into tears. "APOCALYPSIS NOCTIS" plays and the epilogue?


Yeah Noct and Luna get married in the afterlife. :) And the genius is the last scene where Luna lies next to Noct, and both of them sleep. It hit me then, that Luna sleeps like the logo of Final Fantasy XV. Noct is later added to the logo. The end card is truly a masterpiece. More tears are shed, louder 'NO!'s are shouted, ran out of handkerchiefs... it doesn't feel good my guys.

I read this somewhere, but when Noctis thought he was groomed to be king, he was actually groomed to die.

Hahaha thanks for making me feel worse.

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I'm having a emotional fandom week (like how I was when I finished Sweet Pool, man that still fucks me up sometimes), can't go on with life without thinking about the poor souls and crying. Usually a week is enough for me to cool down and collect my thoughts and today is Saturday so yeah I'm feeling quite ok. When Yuri on Ice ep7 came out it was the same, except that I would cry in joy instead of sadness. My friends and classmates are fed up with me lmao.

03 December 2016

Review: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (movie)

Current mood: FUCK THAT HEDWIG’S THEME MY GOD

Fantastic Beasts. Ah how long have I waited for it to happen. To think it was approximately one year ago that the reveal trailer was out and every HP fan had their eyes gouged out of excitement! I read the textbook ‘written’ by Newt Scamander, oh boy was it great! But definitely I should have flipped through the book once more before I went to see the movie.

27 November 2016

可悲



哈哈哈,读生命科学好难(泪)

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上个礼拜四发生了很好的事。非常好。好得那天的疲倦悲伤都不见了。
那就是……

YURI ON ICE第7集!!!!!

我简直是哭了。两次。还大喊大叫,被老妈骂说被鬼上身(差不多啦),最后我还在地上打滚傻笑。天啊啊啊啊啊!!!!我好开心!!!!已经九天了我还忘不了啊啊啊!!!


??????


The quadruple flip was a signature move of Victor Nikiforov, so...


FUCK.


TELL ME VICTUURI ISN'T CANON NOW I DARE YOU


IS2G I CAN DIE FROM THIS ALONE MY WHOLE BEING IS CLEANSED I HAVE FOUND NEW PURPOSE TO LIVE AHHH WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

啊呵呵我疯了。第八集也不赖,不过被狗搞砸了,第九集不晓得会有怎样的进展呢?


嗯……我流很多鼻血。

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最近很多活动,更可恶的是有个偏偏落在CF2016的第一天!我买票了的啊!我先定下那天的!是你们应该改日期才对啊!我很生气!!!!现在在想要怎吧票卖掉,不然25块就这样浪费了。加上其他两个活动我觉得更要死了。两个都是被逼要参加的,其中一个关于生命科学的还好,另外个是AIDS海报设计比赛……唉那个真无聊。为了Malaysia Book of Records才办的,想要破什么《最多参赛者的海报设计比赛》??海报的印刷还是消费很高的那种:glossy paper in A3??想问主办当局有没有想过在参赛的都是学生啊?哪来那么多钱给你印个glossy paper海报???

Tl;dr,我的学校好无聊。

11 November 2016

MSU啥???

MSU……啊啊啊……

老实说,我最不开心也只有不能穿短裤上课而已。

所以……我现在在个马来学校读书。本人对马来学校有偏见,因为经验告诉我他们会偷懒。

Orientation时期规定要穿formal。与我比较有交情的人知道我最讨厌dress code,现在它还要求要穿一个礼拜……我靠!不过我还是穿formal去了,能怎样?

Student handbook里面有写着学生的穿着:膝盖以上不得穿,无袖不得穿,拖鞋is no-no(虽然看到很多人穿),紧紧的衣服不能穿(还是很多女生穿紧身裤)等等……唉谁管他的,我即将成为学校里的时尚达人!!!Call me your fashionable senpai!!! *flips hair... i dont hv hair to flip lol*

最早的课有8点,最迟的有到11点晚上才放。目前为止我最早是9点,最迟到6点,所以有时候是老妈来在我回家。基本上现在是早上老豆载我去上课,如果是11点的课就自己搭巴士去学校。如果4点放学也是自己搭巴士回家。所以我的腿还蛮结实的,不过当我可以开车去学校时大概又会变回肥肉了。

说到车,我买车了!!银色Myvi一辆~可惜现在没有再出产Kenari了,要不然我是一定买Kenari的。本来如果买manual(stick)的话要等6个月才拿到车,我也很愿意等……orientation最后一天老妈载我回家时salesman打来说车已经有了??嗯,才订车一个星期而已??办完手续后隔天拿车!虽然我对车没要求(小是最好),可是晚上要去拿车时还挺兴奋的。原来买新车是那么地开心的(?)

开学前我把PS宝贝包得美美,想必以后没有时间去用……呵呵,才第4个星期功课堆积如山,脑袋冒烟时第一个想要做的就是玩Assassin's Creed。唉。

本以为(马来大学)不会烂到哪里去,不过事实证明我是错的。不管是小学中学大学都好,只要admin是马来人……都没什么好结过。我的课程没有mid sem,可是pharmacy有,他们需要课室和监考老师,所以这个星期完全没有课,因为老师们都被拉去‘站岗’了。好懒啊啊啊!!!!

给我那么多假期也没用,还好婆婆下来一个星期,我有时间练开车。在家里一直有东西没做好的感觉,又不能打机又不能出去玩(存钱CF花),坐在家里发呆上网……好颓废。

可以自己一个人开车了,不过parking还是很烂,除了park家里其它的都会歪掉不然就是出线。

上课第5个星期后发现我没有做功课的地方。因为我常常用电脑所以是不可能把电脑桌拿来用,工作室我也不愿意拿来用(位子够小了还要放课本我的天!)。解决方法:在书房做。书房的灯换了所以不会很热,可是在书房的玉石桌也只有那么一点点的位子。

好多报告和功课还没做,要死了。

12 September 2016

QUICK REVIEW: Wolf Children, Kubo, Tsuritama, Kingsglaive

Quick review because I don't think I have much to write.


OOKAMI NO KODOMO AME TO YUKI
I am so late to this party. I already know what's in store for me but I'm just watching it for the feels. Boy was it an emotional ride. The parents' relationship is beautiful, it's not graphic (but I thought of omegaverse bc I'm full of sin) and it made me go 'awwww' until I remembered that wolf will die and I changed to 'NOOOOOO!!!!' The sad thing about this movie is not the struggles of the mother to protect her children, it is that they have to choose how to live their lives. The two of them tries to convince the other to live as a human and as a wolf respectively. The son used to be so unsure of his wolf side it is still a mystery how one accident can change his whole demeanor. The daughter in the other hand used to be more active as a wolf but soon decided to live as a human. It is sad that they can only choose one of the two, to live as a human or a wolf, but not both. It makes me think of people with mixed descent, but they cannot identify as any of their heritage because they are not 'black enough' or 'too fair' or they can only identify as one of their heritage but not both. It's sad. Of course you can identify as anything you wish but some people will always have something to say, so fuck them, be whatever you want to be.


KUBO AND THE TWO STRINGS
I did not plan to watch this one in theaters because dad will download it sooner or later... if not for tumblr. Kubo seems to have fairly positive reviews but its box office sucks as hell so to show my support I watched it during an outing with a friend. I had my tissues ready because every animated film I've seen has made me cry and I doubt Kubo will be an exception. Kubo's a little kid with no dad, his mom has lost her mind and he makes money by his magic musical storytelling. He is warned to return home before sundown but one day he lingers too long and as the moon hangs in the sky ghostly figures (I kid you not, ghostly figure complete with ghostly music and ghostly chants of "Kubo...", and suddenly the ghostly figure splits into TWO ghostly figures like what in the world am I watching is this a horror movie goddamn) chase him down but not before his mother realizing he is in danger and comes to the rescue. She sends Kubo away and sacrifices herself to save her son.

Kubo wakes to the call of a monkey, travels to find two sacred pieces of armor and a sword to defeat the Moon King. He meets a beetle with amnesia on the way and they fight the ghostly figures, who are Kubo's aunts. They are here to retrieve Kubo's other eye. The monkey is revealed to be none other than Kubo's mom in temporary form, and the beetle? Kubo's supposed-to-be-dead dad. Of course. Of course. If you thought Kung Fu Panda was confusing already with a goose having a panda for a son, have fun explaining how Kubo has a beetle and a monkey for parents. So the two aunts get rekt, Kubo's parents die (of course), and he rekts the Moon King so hard with ghosts the Moon King gets amnesia and becomes a human. How's that?

I already knew Kubo's mom is a god of some sort bc who comes down from the heavens to kill a mortal and falls in love with said human? It's like Altair and Vega all over again, except this time everybody dies. What the movie depicted was true in most cultures: that gods are emotionless pricks and think humans are trash. Well, we are trash but you bloody gods don't have a say on what we are because you made us like this (SICK BURN). All and all it's an awesome movie, Laika studios did a great job, but I was disappointed the voice cast did not feature more Asian talents.


TSURITAMA
I was hoping to see some slice-of-life or school life but instead I got fishing tutorials. Can't say I'm upset though.

Tsuritama is... bizarre (cue the music!!!) to say the least. At first I was like, "oh, looks like slice-of-life, let's see..." then it turned out to be "no way what is this where did this alien plot come from". Tsuritama is about this guy (Yuki) who subconsciously makes an ugly face when anxious. He gets dragged into fishing business by a self-proclaimed alien (Haru) into fishing business and learns to do so by Natsuki aka Fishing Prince. Akira is a mysterious agent observing Haru the alien. But we all know who the real star of the show is: Tapioca the duck.


KINGSGLAIVE FINAL FANTASY XV
Basically the next best thing after Advent Children. Took them 11 years ha!

Kingsglaive received mixed reviews from movie-goers: those who said it was bad CLEARLY did not realize its purpose as exposition. Like, damn! They go all, "oh this looks pretty lets watch it" with no idea what the movie is about. Cliffhanger ending? Well shucks, you uncultured human! One does not simply go see a movie without research!

So basically Kingsglaive expands on the events that happen in the crown city while Noctis is off with his bros to meet Luna, his betrothed. While Luna is supposed to be escorted to another place (to meet Noctis), the plan fails and the princess is forced to go to the crown city. Enemy troops attack the city. Nyx, a refugee and part of the king's glaive (cue the music!), is tasked with the princess' safety. Conspiracies unfold and the princess is out of the wreck hurt, but a-okay. The crown city of Insomnia falls alongside with its king. Luna continues her journey to meet Noctis alone.

Tl;dr, everyone save for crouching guy and Luna dies, the kings of old are assholes.

After seeing this movie its time to watch the anime Brotherhood! The final episode comes out soon this month! Brotherhood explains more on Noctis' childhood flashbacks and past relationships with his bros. After that do yourself a favor and buy the game when it comes out. I heard it spans 10 years... so everyone gets a goatee (or beard)! It took SE 10 years to finally finish this goddamn game, we fans hope it is worth the wait.

I can't even believe it is happening. The game started out as Final Fantasy versus XIII and features a really different Noctis & co. with Lunafreya's predecessor, Stella. It was just three years ago Stella's role was scrapped, and just when she got a new CG render in E3 too...

Final Fantasy XV for PS4 and Xbox One is coming out on 29th of November 2016.

10 September 2016

REVIEW: Shouwa Genroku Rakugo Shinjuu (anime)

Current mood: I bet 10 dollars that he'll tell that story. I bet 10 dollars that kid's hers. I bet 10 dollars he's gunna die next episode. I bet infinity dollars I'm going to cry like a baby.

Man, that's a long ass title aint it? Even with the full kanji title I still dunno what it means. I can read the individual characters but this??? Nope. Like Tsuritama it's not really popular, but not a dump anime either. It's the only series I'm watching the same year it's released (jjba not included). Why did I even watch it, I'm not into historical drama and tbh the first few episodes were boring as hell. Because everyone gifs the bromance (or romance, you never know) of the two mains in the first arc. So close together oh my! I'm dying to know whatever the story is about!

27 August 2016

ANIMANGAKI 2016

我这次没买early bird票。哈。

很早就决定要去AMG了,因为有个在英国读法律的画家回来了,还打算卖画集……当然去啦!难得她回来呢!

9点半才开始卖票,我也刚好那个时候到,排队约40分钟才买到票,然后就快快进场,怕我要的东西卖完了(像上次)。从A排开始走……只能说A01很幸运,赚了40块。所以说摆摊也要找风水位啊,遇到像我这种看到第一个就眼睛发亮的消费者很好赚……


过后也就慢慢地走,想看看有什么好货……

我答应过自己这次会多买钥匙圈,然后我果真买得很多!!这次为了要记摊位所以尽量拿明信片,我还把笔记本拿出来写下摊号,只是到一半就太多人没办法了……连明信片都没拿啊有些。
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那个钥匙圈其实是可以站立的哦!




走到C排时发现钱快没了,还有摊位还没看,只好眼睛扫过就算。

又遇到Hammu了!上次没买到其他两本画集,这次很开心买了……只是她又赠送我一幅海报,而且还挺大的??呃,我不买海报可是有原因的???我房间根本没地方贴??


这个就是那位英国留学的法律大学生的画~她人超萌的~
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说实话钥匙圈是拿来给我摆在板上而已,不过可能以后也会拿来用??


老豆还蛮喜欢那个海报,说可以框起来挂在客厅。呃,看情况吧,我想我最后还是会那么做就是了。

18 August 2016

Mecha anime: Music, ships, and the stupid reasons I watch them

The term Mecha may refer to both scientific ideas and science fiction genres that centers on robots or machines controlled by people. These machines vary great in size and shape, but are distinguished from vehicles by their humanoid or biomorphic appearance.

As the title suggests, in this post it's all about mecha anime! If you didn't read my most recent review about Voltron, I am not a mecha anime person. If I continued to watch a mecha series after its first 3 episodes you can bet there's a stupid reason behind it. Now let us move on to the mecha anime I have seen since childhood! Entry number one:


APPLESEED
Appleseed isn't so much mecha as it is cyberpunk. Sadly it did not survive the DVD Purge. I watched this when I was still a brat and so I didn't know the significance of the characters. I just saw it because I was bored and it's a new CG animated movie my dad was so crazy about. I remember the main character was a fighter of some sorts, and her lover/husband is that big bulky robot there. At first my smol brain cannot comprehend their relationship like?? WHy?? A robot and a human??? After a few years, you know that moment when you suddenly thought about something irrelevant to your situation and go "wait... that thing from years ago is not what I thought it is!" I suddenly remembered seeing a brain in a fluid-filled container in the head of the robot. So the robot husband is no robot at all; he's a cyborg!!! It's the first time I've seen such a bulky cyborg, almost as if he's a miniature gundam.


PATLABOR
Patlabor was my first official mecha. My memory of Patabor is so vague and blurry I could only recognize the TV series by echoic memory. This is what happens when you binge watch a series without skipping the opening in every episode. The mecha designs were very simple, yet it fascinates the kid me back then. There are no lens flares, no space explosions, just tons of Godzilla-level city destruction. The whole show isn't as sci-fi or futuristic like the rest of the mecha anime we know of today. Maybe that's why Patlabor holds a special place in my heart even though I don't watch mecha. It's childhood nostalgia. After a few years I thought of watching some Pokemon on TV so I rummaged through dad's anime stash, and guess what I found? A well kept Patlabor TV series case! A CD case! It's like Loot Box in the 90s! This classic survived the DVD Purge and is now in the ole CD stash along with various 90s Japanese dramas.


GUNDAM SEED
Full title Mobile Suit Gundam SEED, this mecha anime is a life changer. I have finished all 50 episodes so I do have a stupid reason for watching SEED. There are four (self-assumed) mains. The leads are Kira Yamato and Athrun Zala, they love and hate each other but are bros for life. There's Lacus Clyne, Athrun's fiancee and a princess who is loved by all; and Cagalli Yula Athha, lesser bifauxnen and also a princess who can kick ass. Three out of the four leads are designer babies, aka Coordinators.

The stupid reason I watch it: Shipping. Before I even knew what shipping and otps are, SEED was there and god I was such a fangirl! The story starts out with Athrun/Lacus because they are engaged. However there are no romantic feelings between them, only responsibility. Kira meets Cagalli and they bond into bros or maybe something more?? Kira consults Cagalli with his PTSD while Flay (alpha bitch ugh) gets super bitch jealous of their relationship. At first I thought "Oh well, the pairs are set I guess" WRONG! The writers create drama with Athrun and Cagalli having a suggestive first meeting followed by more will-they-won't-they scenarios. Kira and Lacus have a more romantic, fairytale-esque interaction, mostly because Kira is meek and Lacus is soft spoken. There are still instances where Kira and Cagalli can get together, if not for one thing: they are twins! So unless y'all wanna go to the incest tag it's a no-go. In the end Kira/Lacus and AsuCaga are confirmed canon! There's also the enemy-to-lovers pairing Dearka/Mir. If not for shipping (AsuCaga in particular) I probably won't ever watch SEED.

Sadly good things never last long because the sequel GSD came out with a new lead, new ships and new characters, particularly Meer Campbell and Meyrin Hawke. These two are threats to my OTP which is AsuCaga. Shit why is Athrun always the ladies man god save us! Meer gets rekt in the end, but Meyrin lives and in the last episode Athrun is seen with her instead of Cagalli! That was my first time getting involved in ship wars. Just when everybody thinks AsuCaga is doomed the creators threw out extra materials which helped, but only slightly. It wasn't until they clarified that AsuCaga is still a thing after GSD that the wars died down a little. Not to mention in the HD remaster of SEED they reanimated their most intimate scene!!!!! My life is complete...


HEROIC AGE
It wasn't until few years ago that I noticed that Gundam SEED and Heroic Age have the same art style. Hisashi Hirai is behind the character designs of these two anime as well as Fafner, another mecha series. I have less memories of this anime compared to SEED, but I do remember the mecha in here is not a true mecha at all; it's the other form of the main lead (Age). Bio-mech? Heroic Age stars Age as the innocent boy who can transform into the bio-mech, Princess Deianeira as the... love interest??

The stupid reason I watch it: Feels. Heh. This section will be short because I would only discuss the ending here. So Deianeira finds Age and takes him in, hoping he will somehow change humanity's fate. He does, but by doing so he inevitably vanishes into a portal. Deianeira misses him, but she continues to fulfill her promise to Age for four years. Just as she was about to leave a planet she loves, a portal opens and Age appears. Deianeira reunites with Age and they vanish inside the portal. That's some really half-assed ending since GSD. This ending also made me depressed for a week. Can't the writers put something a bit more obvious? What about Deianeira's kingdom? Can she really just disappear like that? It will remain a mystery...


MACROSS FRONTIER
MF is part of a bigger series simply named MACROSS. Like Gundam, Macross has a timeline and various anime, OVAs and movies. What sets them apart is that while Gundam is more about civil war, Macross focuses on alien invasion and space exploration, and also singing! MF has introduced me to May'n and Megumi Nakajima, both who are brilliant artists. Macross Frontier has three mains: Alto Saotome, the pretty boy who is a pilot; Sheryl Nome, a space idol who looks mature beyond her age; and Ranka Lee, newbie space idol who debuted recently.

The stupid reason I watch it: Music, feels!!! Music is a staple of Macross. There's a whole album consisting of opening, ending and insert songs just for the anime! The movies have another two to three albums of OST and Vocal Collections. Not counting the promotional material, of course! The greatest aspect about MF is the remixed songs; the Nyan Nyan Service Medley has two versions: the normal version which is 7+ minutes long and the extended (tokumori) version which is 12+ minutes long. There's also the movie revamped version Nyan Nyan Final Attack Frontier Greatest Hits! which is also 7+ minutes long. All of them are bloody awesome. Guess who is going to watch Macross Delta next?

The feels come in during episode 10. I have to tell the origin story Macross Zero. Shin, an 'outsider' crashes on a Mayan island. He meets the tribe priestess Sara and her younger sister Mao. Mao bears an obvious crush on Shin, but he instead falls for Sara, and she him. Unfortunately the two were never meant to be, as fate separates them in the most horrible way. Mao loses her crush and her sister. In episode 10, Ranka and Alto are filming the re-telling of this origin story. Ranka stars as Mao and Alto is Shin's stunt double. The irony is that Sheryl, Mao's granddaughter, plays the off set role of 'Sara', kisses Alto, as 'Shin' to provoke Ranka, who is 'Mao'. What Sheryl did helped Ranka get through the underwater kissing scene, but still... How can you make light of such a tragic love story?


NEON GENESIS EVANGELION
You can not know about Macross, you can not know about Gundam, but you cannot not know about Neon Genesis Evangelion. NGE has so many installments it's impossible to talk about all of them in one post, so in this one I'm going to review about the one which blew my tiny mind when I was a kid - The End of Evangelion, a movie adaption, which is also two episodes??? It's the one with this creepy poster, not that any of the adaptions are not creepy at all heh heh...

The stupid reason I watch it: Pure curiousity, this was later than Appleseed or Patlabor, but earlier than SEED. NGE can only mean a mind-breaking and disturbing anime experience, because it is the epitome of mental distress. Watch at your own risk. I don't remember the details, but everything is fucked up. And 'fucked up' is an understatement. In the end you see this bloody poster scene: A sea of blood and Rei's giant head floating, eyes wide like she just saw the second coming of Jesus. Naked giant Rei was walking around before collapsing into the sea, then proceeds to dissolve/disintegrate until only the head is visible. Shinji (the male lead) proceeds to strangle Asuka (the female lead) before giving up and bursting into tears. How fucked up are these teenagers' life huh?

Did I mention that poor Shinji has Oedipus complex, and so is attracted to Rei, a clone of his mother? How about the fact that there's another installment about Kaworu, the sexiest, hottest, white-haired animu boy who so happens to live up to his inevitable destiny of death? And he died by head explosion (I think)??? And Kaworu has a crush on Shinji?? And Utada Hikaru, one of Japan's most successful artists of all time, contributed two songs which should be illegal because the songs can trigger so many feels?? I watched this shit when I was a kid, A KID! It scared the fuck outta me when the ending came about, GOD!

But really man, everyone should watch NGE. I'm serious. Any installment is fine because mind-fuck is guaranteed. Like Sweet Pool, after experiencing the mindblow you will never feel the same again.


Now we tackle the real juggernaut: THE FIVE STAR STORIES

FFS is not very well known. Maybe because its story is too hard to process, or maybe because it's too long and too old (it's from the 80s till now). In FFS the mechas are called mortar headds, or MH for short. They are piloted by two individuals: one is a gifted pilot while the other must be a genetically engineered human, or also known as Fatimas. When I say FFS is the juggernaut, I mean literally and figuratively. The smallest MH is a little bit shorter than the average Gundam, but the biggest MH is a monster, topping at 201+ metres and is rivaled only by that sick mech from Gurren Lagann! Figuratively, no other mech in ANY ANIME have designs as beautiful or elegant as the MH in FFS. Here's a post about the MH figurines. Will upload a better version next time.

Time to rate! Indicators are finished(F), halfway through(H), and outright gave up(G). Fanservice is a must in (most) mecha, so to rate it we have from tame to explicit: Mild FS, FS-y, FS and extreme FS. Apart from the mecha animes mentioned above, there are many more that I have seen. Most series earlier than 2010 are finished due to the lack of entertainment:

Gundam SEED: F. Mild FS. Not counting the angst sex by Kira and Flay.
Heroic Age: F. There's a woman with a big boob window. FS-y alright.
Macross Frontier: F. Sheryl has bazongkas, there's a boob joke, and plenty of bouncing tits. FS.
Neon Genesis Evangelion: H. Any assumed fanservice is creepy is hell.
Aquarion: F. Pretty darn cool, if not too FS-y.
Eureka Seven: F. OTP, mild FS, has better ending than Heroic Age.
Xam'd: Lost Memories: F. Decent, I actually liked it.
Break Blade (OVA): F. The opening song is brilliant. FS-y.
Burst Angel: H. Harem, yuri and FS. I couldn't bring myself to watch it.
Asura Cryin': H. OP was nice, but story... not so much. FS-y.
Linebarrels of Iron: H. Extreme FS. Hisashi Hirai's work.
Rideback: H. The lead is a female, so fanservice is limited, but still there. Mild FS.
Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet: G. Decent, colorful and cheerful I guess?
Rinne no Lagrange: H. Cutesy story. We have three female leads, but one of them has bazongkas. Mild FS.
Infinite Stratos: G. The lead is the only male able to pilot the mech. Harem and extreme FS.

10 August 2016

REVIEW: Voltron: Legendary Defender (cartoon)

Current mood: *throws wet tissue on floor* AGAIN!

I have never heard of Voltron. I grew up watching some Power Rangers and lots of Gundam SEED. I don't even watch mecha all that much. The point is, I never knew Voltron existed. They had anime as old as Gundam but I have never heard of it. Then tumblr burst with gifs and art of the reboot, Voltron: Legendary Defender. The art is so similar to ATLA I can't help but wonder if the producers have anything to do with it. Turns out, YES! Imagine my joy when finally, there is something I can watch that is like anime but is not anime and it's not cartoonish like Steven Universe.

05 August 2016

KL历险记(?)

所以……Shun Xuan告诉我毕业cert可以拿了,礼拜三就约好去UCSI拿。手臂非常酸,因为礼拜二。

早早起来吃早餐然后上火车,到了学校就要拿cert……可是我把她所谓的completion letter误会成‘毕业cert’,所以白走一趟了。

Shun Xuan告诉我她要去TARC,问我要不要跟,反正也没事做,就跟着去抽热闹。想到慧欣也在TARC,就发了短讯问她有没有空,不过她久久没回复……

坐火车转火车,到了Wangsa Maju。一下站我吵着说很饿,就买了Cloud9和oreo充饥。听说上哪辆巴士都可以到TARC,就随便上了个250。果真到了。走了一段路到其中的大门,还看到学校的专用巴士。SX说很像怡保的旧款巴士。它们班次比UCSI的多,可以隔几秒一趟巴!不过那边的RAPID巴士班次也很多就是了。

进到TARC逛一逛,忽然觉得自己的头发好显眼……找个阴凉的地方坐下,等到2点。我们对面坐了一对PDA情侣,在我们面前拥抱接吻乱摸……

看着慧欣那家伙竟没回我,就查看她有没有换电话号码……还真的是换过了,难怪她没回我……1点近2点再发简讯,她说上课到3点。过后又没反应了,我还以为她不在TARC读A-level,为了确认我还问了目前唯一(?)没事做的昱恩。打电话又没接,所以最后决定我们没缘,算了!她过后打回给我,问我干嘛:

“我已经上巴士要走了啦,掰掰!”
“喔,掰掰。”*挂电话*
“……”

你那是什么意思嘛。

SX的朋友到了,带我们到食堂去吃饭。因为之前的oreo实到我肚子不舒服,我就没吃了。听闻有芝士焖饭?她带我们去Setapak Sentral逛街,情景相当好笑,可看见一群学生过马路往shopping mall走去。过后因为时间关系我和他们说掰掰就要回家了。

问题就是:这是什么鬼地方???我不知道???连火车路都不知道在哪里??因为这次是last minute出来探险的,什么准备都没做啊啊??想借用shopping mall的wifi来google map一下,谁知头一抬250的巴士就冲我眼前走过。啊,错过了。只好再等多30分钟。巴士终于给我上到了,到了火车站,回家。

还以为会迟回家,不过刚好遇到老妈的下班时间,就请她来载我。

一天就这样给我玩累了,第二天礼拜四还要去找Khei Lai。

早上一面看livestream一面刷牙洗脸煮早餐,去Sunway Pyramid要坐巴士到火车站,然后转车,然后到站后要坐很贵的巴士才可以到……嗯,就是因为怕会来不及11点之前到所以就很早出门,过后记得有两Rapid巴士去到Sunway Pyramid的……708号巴。

到对面的巴士站等候,2分钟后就来了,上巴士出发!半个小时就到目的地。太早了,什么都做不了啊???没想到巴士会这么快就到,就找个地方坐下来看书。

11很快就到了,Khei Lai来电话说到她校园去吃饭。加快脚步也不够快,为什么那个该死的天桥那么长啊??到了校园Khei Lai来迎接我……

然后我遇到了Yi Ling#4!!!还有另一个朋友,不过不知道是谁(对不起)那是昱恩的4号,如果是我的话就是Yi Ling#2而已。吃完饭看着两个人背书一个做数学。11半我们就离开了,因为人家要考试啊。

我又过那个该死的天桥回Pyramid,逛逛一下,买番茄果酱,坐下来玩手机。有可能是因为太早起身,一直打瞌睡,打算快快回家睡觉,所以好可惜只能和你吃午餐!以后我会努力的!!!

22 July 2016

Heya!!!!

This blog has most likely become a review blog more than a regular blog lol.

I'm feeling pretty out of it these days. I'm not doing any art, I'm not even playing video games, I'm not updating my harem blog, not even cleaning my room... just watching GTLive on Tuesday to Saturday mornings. Aaaand moping around with my college applications and driving test. Yeah.

Having literally nothing to do in life is very mentally draining. I should try to update my harem blog (or even at least try to remodel the whole thing know what I'll do it now)... ok I'm back, I spent 5 hours+ learning HTML and CSS to modify goddamn themes, then another 4 hours to scan and redo my posts so it looks neater... so much work and I'm not even halfway through.

There's campus open day next Wednesday... mom's going to go with me on the campus tour. I do hope I can manage to get everything sorted out on that day because if not it's going to suck balls. I need to go for medical checkup, pick a date for my extra driving lessons and test, gotta pass that shit too... so much stuff on my mind!

I have an idea of a video for my YouTube channel but I keep putting it off because my voice sounds silly and I'm still learning how to edit. Man, video editing takes a lot of time and energy.

My sketchbooks and art supplies have been increasing as of late, and surprise surprise I don't have any money anymore! There's Animangaki in August so I really need some cash to spend. I'm going to meet some awesome artists for the first time!!! Exciting!!!

There's really not much to say about my life. Nothing I do is worth noting, all I did these past few months were sleep and eat only. I should read my books (all of them, collecting dust on the shelves).

Everybody has their lives now, none of us are truly available whenever. Sometimes I wonder: will I ever leave this place? Will I ever see the world change? Will the day when we can walk on the streets undisturbed ever come? And if it did, will I live to see it? The world is so ugly, who will be the catcher in the rye?

This post took a dark turn didn't it? Well shucks, my English posts always end up like this.

18 June 2016

REVIEW: Tales of Graces f (videogame)

Current mood: Protect Sophie at all costs!!!!!!!111

It wasn't until after I got most of the AC games that I bought ToGf. My shopping list after buying a new console has always been one, Final Fantasy; two, Tales; Three, Kingdom Hearts; and four, Assassin's Creed. Followed by other JRPGs, then only the various games I'm thirsty about. I've been looking into PS3 Tales games, but they're so scarce and sometimes the shopkeeper doesn't even know what I want. So I did some research on my own and found a few titles (at least more than PS2). I'm still salty about Tales of Vesperia. Namco Bandai, release a localized PlayStation copy OK!

06 June 2016

COMIC ART FESTIVAL KL 3

所以我很想买毛毛人的画集。就为了买那本书愿意继在家发霉……

5月28日,礼拜六。早上八点出发,可是火车来得好慢好慢……我们到Quill City Mall的时候都已经近11点了。提款后我和老妈就走各的,她自己慢慢逛,我就去花钱。入场票还挺便宜的,两天15快,当然那是因为这只是个小小的画展(?)

进去人蛮多的,不过不会多到没有地方走(CF超恐怖的)。我人本身就不喜欢买海报和明信片,钱不是花在画集就是badge,偏偏没几个人有卖画集。虽然我去CAFKL是为了买毛毛人的画集,不过那天还是有看到中意的东西……

和毛毛人一起摆档的Kirin
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美男!帅哥!刺裸!啊啊啊啊啊~~~!!!!
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除了本地美食之外也有卖日本美食的,不过我没买……好后悔……
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我是不买明信片啦,可是我忍不住了。还有Yue的货我几乎都有了,只好又买badge了……
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等我出来都已经近12点了,姑姑当天打算来我们家过夜,就问问她办完事没,我们可以一起吃饭然后回家。

姑姑人在Bangsar,所以她比较快到KL Sentral。会和后第一件事就是问午餐吃什么。最后我们去吃SAKAE SUSHI,然后坐火车回家……就这样一天过去了……

19 May 2016

EUROVISION SONG CONTEST 2016

Eurovision has been popping up on my tumblr dash since what? Two years ago? And all I know about it is dubstep opera vampire, sparkly shorts, err, someone in drag (or were they trans??? idk) and lots of 12 points to neighboring countries. Here is a brief explanation of Eurovision by tumblr user bobbimorxe:

ok i know this is a good opportunity to make a funny post but i’m gonna try my best to ACTUALLY explain it

basically eurovision was founded in th 50′s after WWII when people were like “we need something to unite europe” so they were like “clearly the most logical thing is a huge music competition”. in 2016 over 250 million people watch it

so each country get to pick a song, it varies how seriously people take this and how they do it, in a lot of countries the tv station picks an entry, in sweden for example we have a six week long battle to the death on national television with around 40 contestors.

the big five always have a secure place in the final cause they pay a lot of money: the uk, italy, germany, spain, france

after the semi finals there are about 25 european countries left (somehow israel, azerbajdzjan and australia is in europe, don’t ask cause i don’t know)

this is where the weird really begins.. like every country can send pretty much WHATEVER they want so this is like the only place where you’ll first see a number that’s like a dubstep opera vampire with nude dancers and then the next number will be someone singing about the political horrors of war.

ok the VOTING is a science in itself each country gives points 1-8, 10, and 12. the twelve points aka DOUZE POINTS is the hot girl that everyone wants.

neighbour voting, aka the unwritten rule that you give high scores to your neighbours, maybe not the 12 but if it’s not the 8 or 10 it’s kinda rude. for example last night THIS HAPPENED



like i make jokes but i’m honestly lowkey mad. ths is like the worst betrayal since the red wedding. and we got 5th place so obviously other countries liked us WHAT GIVES????

“there are no politics in eurovision” like the biggest lie ever. also this year was really dramatic and the two highest scores were between russia and ukraine who would win, and i’m just “what kind of symbolism”

also watch this and this, it basically explains everything you need to know

So three Europeans I follow have been live tweeting and posting about the ESC grand final last Saturday. Boy, was it hilarious! Like one moment Ukraine sang about shit Russia did years ago, another there was a Dark Souls boss singing about Lighthouses, then a girl who has an onion or potato idek, someone brought Jesus back, there's a nude person singing with wolves, and Germany pulled some Harajuku fashion show. Grand finals had a paper towels fashion runway. During the final announcement the jury pulled off a Dumbledore (10000000 points to Ukarine!!!!) when everyone thought Australia was gunna win.

On tumblr ESC may look ridiculous, but the songs were decent. There are a few songs I liked, and most of them were english, only one was french (I think).

Finland's song is OK, and since they were the first to perform it was memorable, but they didn't make it to finals. Croatia's Lighthouse (the Dark Souls boss) was my favorite. Hungary had a really nice song and a handsome singer. Austria was the first non-English song in semi-finals, and I loved it! I don't understand a word but the singer was pretty and the way she sang it blew me away. I thought it was probs french. Belgium had the most upbeat song, almost made it into my top 3 but didn't because it's too funky. Poland brought Jesus back. No kidding. Jamala won ESC 2016 but I can't hear a single word of her song. I just can't hear anything properly. It's very haunting though.













The two semi-finals and grand final is available in the official ESC Youtube channel.