28 May 2013

Amusing Penang Trip

Before I start, here's an ACCURATE video:



Girls on their period. Totally accurate, especially the sneeze part. She should add the one about us getting up from sitting position. XD

I messed up my lunch today. Real messed up.

-2 days ago-
PENANG TRIP!

Went to Penang for 3 days 2 nights, and I have to tell you I'm living hell every night. Lemme list all the problems I think are amusing:

1. No time management. We won't be on our way until 9 in the morning. Because of late bloomers, there's a terrible traffic jam. Usually if you start early traffic won't be a prob.
2. Ignore the traffic rules. They used the emergency lane, and their 13-year-old daughter doesn't even know what that lane is for! (facepalm)
3. The mother is too loving and responsible. She is all I could wish for during my childhood. She does everything for her kids and now her kids doesn't even want to move a muscle.
4. Everybody knows that vacations are supposed to relax. Their eldest son is forced to do his school homework in the hotel. Is that relaxing?
5. Shouting! All I could hear in the hotel room everyday is the mother shouting her kids to clean up this and that, like, you know, underwear on the floor. *snickers*
6. Sleeping like dead pigs. Especially the daughter. I know I couldn't sleep without a bed, and I'm sleeping on the floor with the daughter. I woke up at 2 in the morning because my back aches. Second time at 5, where her arm hit my face. I swear I'm never ever gonna sleep on the floor again.
7. I did tell you that the kids won't move an inch right? Their clothes are all prepared by the mother, even underwear.

It is amusing, but maybe not to you all, because you might think I'm the amusing one, as we're minority.

But everybody's wrong. They all say that the only child in the family tends to be dependent on parents, while those with siblings will be have to work their own problems. Is that the case? Is that really what happened in the family above? No. My mother taught me everything I needed to know so that I could at least survive without her presence. All my luggage, I prepared them myself. My luggage has a 2-meter radius, which my stuff wouldn't go further than that. So I hardly lose my stuff during trips.

Is it true that an only child will be spoilt and dependent? i don't think so.

15 May 2013

Guess What...?

I'm so done with my life. Assassin's Creed is killing my ASS. After playing as Ezio for only a few hours, I got addicted, and started to hunt dA stuff. Guess what I found? 'Assassin' is spelled with two 'ass'es, as in 'ASS-ASS-IN'. So when they make a comment on Malik's (or probably Altair's) arse, they say, "TAT ASSassin". Quite humorous.

Made a fail GIF for my fail posts and expressions.



Did you just see how Yuna fell? Technically, her feet was not tangled. She just tripped and fell pass Tidus. BEST. FAIL. EVER. Oh, and one more thing, gals gotta see this post. That guy totally got owned.