Something happened today and Fridge Brilliance dawned me (actually it's more like Fridge Horror but anyway) so I'm dedicating a whole post to this... thing.
I doubt anyone remembers the review I wrote about the shittiest novel I read that is required in schools. I'm disgusted by that book honestly. Why did I suddenly remember about this shitty book?
I have a shitty event/project today where me and my groupmates run around looking for stuff (explorace, kinna). While walking around a shopping complex looking for a specific shop, I saw this banner that raises more than a few questions in me. It literally says 'vagina tightening'. I'm too horrified to notice if it's a service or a consumable product (I think it's the latter), but at first I wasn't sure about its meaning and I asked a Malay classmate. She outright told me it's vagina tightening.
Yeah I'm scarred for life.
She saw me cringe and said "Hey, it's a part of life! Women have to do this once in a while after marriage, if not your husband might go out to find other women." SAY WHAT.
I disagree. But what can I do? They think that the sole purpose of marriage is sex. Nothing I say can change their way of thinking. I have heard people spit even more horrifying things before so this is meh~ but it still leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Going back to the novel. I was only half joking when I wrote this:
Aisayh is rich, good-looking and most importantly, YOUNG. Young probably means a virgin, and maybe also a tight figa.
Figa is Italian for vagina. Ehhh so apparently Intan Maliana isn't kinky enough and doesn't have a tight enough vagina (laughs).
But seriously I read somewhere that vaginas don't get loose. It's a muscle for fucks sake!!! So if a penis person leaves a vagina person because said vagina isn't tight enough... just no. That's bullshit.
